A businessman handed the hotel manager a bouquet of flowers and said in a sympathetic voice, "It's for the switchboard operator."
The manager looked pleased. "Thank you. I'm sure she will appreciate the compliment on her fine service."
"Service!" roared the businessman. "I thought she was dead."
Where are telephone bills the highest? In Persia. Everybody speaks Persian to Persian.
A minister in Atlanta called another minister in Spartanburg, South Carolina. "Station to station?" The operator asked.
"No, Ma'am, parson to parson."