Smart Society is made up of the worldly, the fleshy, and the devilish.—Harold Melbourne.
"What are her days at home?"
"Oh, a society leader has no days at home anymore. Nowadays she has her telephone hours."
Society consists of two classes, the upper and the lower. The latter cultivates the dignity of labor, the former the labor of dignity.—Punch.
There was a young person called Smarty,
Who sent out his cards for a party;
So exclusive and few
Were the friends that he knew
That no one was present but Smarty.