Servants Sermon Illustrations

Servants Sermon Illustrations

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TOMMY—"Pop, what is it that the Bible says is here to-day and gone tomorrow?"
POP—"Probably the cook, my son."


As usual, they began discussing the play after the theater. "Well, how did you like the piece, my dear?" asked the fond husband who had always found his wife a good critic.

"Very much. There's only one improbable thing in it: the second act takes place two years after the first, and they have the same servant."


SMITH—"We are certainly in luck with our new cook—soup, meat, vegetables and dessert, everything perfect!"

MRS. S.—"Yes, but the dessert was made by her successor."


THE NEW GIRL—"An' may me intended visit me every Sunday afternoon, ma'am?"
MISTRESS—"Who is your intended, Delia?"
THE NEW GIRL—"I don't know yet, ma'am. I'm a stranger in town."

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