"Where can I get a drink in this town?" asked a traveling man who landed at a little town in the oil region of Oklahoma, of the 'bus driver.
"See that millinery shop over there?" asked the driver, pointing to a building near the depot.
"You don't mean to say they sell whiskey in a millinery store?" exclaimed the drummer.
"No, I mean that's the only place here they don't sell it," said the 'bus man.