Musicians Sermon Illustrations

Musicians Sermon Illustrations

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FATHER—"Well, sonny, did you take your dog to the 'vet' next door to your house, as I suggested?"

BOY—"Yes, sir."

FATHER-"And what did he say?"

BOY—"'E said Towser was suffering from nerves, so Sis had better give up playin' the pianner."


The "celebrated pianiste," Miss Sharpe, had concluded her recital. As the resultant applause was terminating, Mrs. Rochester observed Colonel Grayson wiping his eyes. The old gentleman noticed her look, and, thinking it one of inquiry, began to explain the cause of his sadness. "The girl's playing," he told the lady, "reminded me so much of the playing of her father. He used to be a chum of mine in the Army of the Potomac."

"Oh, indeed!" cooed Mrs. Rochester, with a conventional show of interest. "I never knew her father was a piano-player."

"He wasn't," replied the Colonel. "He was a drummer."—G.T. Evans.


'Tis God gives skill,
But not without men's hands: He could not make
Antonio Stradivari's violins
Without Antonio.—George Eliot.

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