Mothers-In-Law Sermon Illustrations

Mothers-In-Law Sermon Illustrations

Justice David J. Brewer was asked not long ago by a man.

"Will you please tell me, sir, what is the extreme penalty for bigamy?"

Justice Brewer smiled and answered:

"Two mothers-in-law."


SHE—"And so you are going to be my son-in-law?"
HE—"By Jove! I hadn't thought of that."


WAITER—"Have another glass, sir?"
HUSBAND (to his wife)—"Shall I have another glass, Henrietta?"
WIFE (to her mother)—"Shall he have another, mother?"


A blackmailer wrote the following to a wealthy business man: "Send me $5,000 or I will abduct your mother-in-law."

To which the business man replied: "Sorry I am short of funds, but your proposition interests me."


An undertaker telegraphed to a man that his mother-in-law had died and asked whether he should bury, embalm or cremate her. The man replied, "All three, take no chances."

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