A missionary was once questioning his class of boys on the meaning of Matt. 5, and asked, "Who are the meek?" A boy answered, "Those who give soft answers to rough questions."—The Biblical Illustrator
One evening just before dinner a wife, who had been playing bridge all the afternoon, came in to find her husband and a strange man (afterward ascertained to be a lawyer) engaged in some mysterious business over the library table, upon which were spread several sheets of paper.
"What are you going to do with all that paper, Henry?" demanded the wife.
"I am making a wish," meekly responded the husband.
"Yes, my dear. In your presence I shall not presume to call it a will."