Husband: "My dear, those cakes were as tough as iron."
Wife: "I know, that's why I said, 'Take your pick.'''—Canadian High News
Nowadays, a family is a group of people who have keys to the same house.
Little Alice was helping her mother serve the dessert. She gave the first dish of pudding to her father, who offered it to the guest on his right. Returning with another dish and seeing that her father had none, she served him again. He in turn handed it on to his left.
When Mary came in with the third dish, she placed in it front of her father and said, "Daddy, you might as well keep this one. They're all alike."—Sunshine Magazine