FIRST MUSIC CRITIC—"I wasted a whole evening by going to that new pianist's concert last night!"
SECOND MUSIC CRITIC—"Why?"
FIRST MUSIC CRITIC—"His playing was above criticism!"
Seek roses in December—ice in June,
Hope, constancy in wind, or corn in chaff;
Believe a woman or an epitaph,
Or any other thing that's false, before
You trust in critics.—Byron.
It is much easier to be critical than to be correct.—Disraeli.
There is so much good in the worst of us,
And so much bad in the best of us,
That it hardly behooves any of us
To talk about the rest of us.—Edward Wallis Hoch.