Booksellers Sermon Illustrations

Booksellers Sermon Illustrations

A bookseller reports these mistakes of customers in sending orders:

AS ORDERED
Lame as a Roble
God's Image in Mud
Pair of Saucers
Pierre and His Poodle

CORRECT TITLE
Les Misérables
God's Image in Man
Paracelsus
Pierre and His People


When a customer in a Boston department store asked a clerk for Hichens's Bella Donna, the reply was, "Drug counter, third aisle over."


It was a few days before Christmas in one of New York's large bookstores.

CLERK—"What is it, please?"
CUSTOMER—"I would like Ibsen's A Doll's House."
CLERK—"To cut out?"

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